Ode to the Burp We Slurp

Fame comes in many forms

(to the few who persevere)

but to those who burp beyond the norm

its disgusting to nose and ear

These gustatory eruptions

with a mouthful of flow

give rise to facial disruption

and hands waved to and fro.

Some people have raised

burps to a fine art

reciting alphabetical letters…..

punctuated by juicy farts.

The language of burps

(usually ending in “ps”

like “arp”, “blahp” and “lurp”)

is a Boon to language indeed.

While burping is a function

attributed to manly noise

it raises snickers to a new level

when delivered with grace and poise.

So feel free to expel with flair

and create a burp with musical motif

go on get some room down there

and a stomachfull of sweet relief!

♦♦♦

While humor poems are not normally good poetry, I have a fondness for lighthearted poke that only the humor ode can provide.